Yuppie

                                     I’ve got the latest and I want it all,

                                     You can find me frequently in most any mall.

                                     I love my wife, or sometimes it seems,

                                     But she can't compete with one of my teams.

                                     I make a lot of money and wanna be rich,

                                     I’d rather be dead than caught digging a ditch!

                                    

                                     So if you have “One” then I must have “TWO,”

                                     I’ve upped the ante, now what about you?

                                     My son has some toys but none like mine,

                                     Who's really the child here, him or I?

                                     I like to play golf, and so should he,

                                     I want Tommy to grow up exactly like me!

                                     You say little Tommy would like to talk?

                                     Not now honey, there’s a  game a six o’clock!

                                     But what about GOD, morals, and sex?

                                     Go away Tommy you’re blocking the screen!

                                     So if you look funny and have less than me,

                                     Stand on the corner, I’ll give you a treat.
                                     
                                     Hold up a sign, stand in the street,
                                     Tell everyone passing you want something to eat.

                                      I'll close my eyes as I pass you on the street,

                                      Don’t say you know me, don’t even speak!

                                     Just take what I give you, I’ll lay it at your feet,

                                     Now look Tommy, this is something that you should never ever be!

                                     

                                     By Gary Bryant